Fun crowd, last night. Lots of teams, good turnout. Hopefully Rulloff's made theirs, I feel a mite guilty when they shell out a hundred bucks for me to lead one of three teams to a fifty dollar gift certificate. Last night had twelve, I believe, and a few extra splinter teams that only played the bonus rounds for beer. God bless 'em.
2.2 SUPER SECRET BONUS ROUND
There's a theme linking all of these answers. Can you tell me what it is?
Answers after the break.
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Do you miss the gastrointestinal distresses of the fast-food franchises of your youth?
Do you yearn for that 'maybe it's beef, maybe it's rat, maybe it's both' cheeseburger flavor?
Do you miss Hydropolonoxicaine?
Then come on down to Funky Franky's. We've hosed down the ball pit and in honor of my cousin Chuck holding on to his inspector's job, every night is wing night for the rest of the month! How bad can a wing be, right?
Funky Franky's. We ain't a drug front, but you'll wonder. You'll wonder.
ANSWERTRON WILL NOW DISPENSE YOUR ANSWERS.
WRONG ANSWERS WILL RESULT IN SUMMARY DEPORTATION, REEDUCATION AND INGESTION.
ANSWERTRON IS HUNGRY.
And that, my friends, is that. We'll be back next week with another thrilling edition of Trivia With Ben, Live! At the Schullkill County State Penitentiary!
Play me out, Jobs! And release the hounds!
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