You should piss on your neighbor's lawn.
You should stand in the shadow presented by the opposing streetlights, where you won't be seen
and pee on the base of his trees.
It doesn't matter.
What matters is being able to do the tiny bad things.
You should do the bad things
as long as they don't directly impact another person's life.
DO the thing.
Fuck as hard as both of you want.
Take ecstasy and go to a Neil Labute play.
Piss on your neighbor's lawn.
Do the bad things.
The trivia link is up. There's nothing there, but there is a delightful picture of Ham the Chimp, the first ape to be launched into orbit. I like the picture, because it speaks volumes of the intelligence of animals. Ham definitely knows something big is about to happen. And he definitely has misgivings about it. In fact Ham is definitely considering hopping out of that space-chimp-container and hightailing it for the nearest bar. But there's always the possibility that Earth will explode while he's in orbit, and that he will ride the shockwave to a new planet where the sunlight gives Ham powers far beyond those of normal chimps. It's not a likely scenario. But he's willing to take the risk.
There are some non-functioning links on the navigation bar. This isn't an accident. This is by design. You haven't unlocked those pages yet. You need the Star Key. Try looking in the dungeons below. But beware! There are monsters lurking in the depths......
The unkempt thoughts of Benjamin Mumford-Zisk