Highlights from 100 days of Narcissism4/30/2018 The 100 days of Narcissism, 2014 Day 25: My phone autocorrects 'job' to 'Jor-El.' The end. Day 21: In honor of my having stuck it out so long, a rumination: 100 days of narcissism. Is it satire? Is it trolling? Can't it be both? Shall I earn my reputation as an explorer, like Edmund Hilary before me, and plumb the abyss that is my own navel? Am I saying something profound, or am I screaming at shadows on the cave wall that only I can see? I do not know. All I do know, is, I LOVE MY ANUS! IT IS A GREAT AND POWERFUL ANUS! Seriously, this thing is incredible. Artistic. A puckered thing of beauty. If I had been the goatse man, my asshole would be on the dollar bill by now. Hi Mom! Day 17: I love how much of an asshole I feel while writing these. No really, it makes me think I'm probably on the right track as a human being. Day 16: THROWBACK THURSDAAAAY! What a wonderful old photo of meeeeeee! For wonderful contemporary photos of meeeeee check out my wonderful Facebook page devoted to MEEEEEE!!! This is nine years ago, right after I completed my molsonsabers-- Nine years... DAMN IM AGING WELL!!! Day 14: Omg How I Met Your Mother ended no spoilers guys!!!! I don't CARE about spoilers because unlike YOU people I watch GOOD tv and as an ARTIST I understand it's about the JOURNEY not the DESTINATION. Also wanna know how I met YOUR mother? Fetlife.com BOOOOM Day 11: Day 7: I love how much I know. I know all the things that don't matter, and I'm STILL hotter than Thich Quang Duc.
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