Highlights from 100 days of Narcissism

​The 100 days of Narcissism, 2014

Day 25:
​My phone autocorrects 'job' to 'Jor-El.'
The end.

Day 21:
In honor of my having stuck it out so long, a rumination:
100 days of narcissism. 
Is it satire?
Is it trolling? 
Can't it be both?
Shall I earn my reputation as an explorer, like Edmund Hilary before me, and plumb the abyss that is my own navel? 
Am I saying something profound, or am I screaming at shadows on the cave wall that only I can see? 
I do not know. 
All I do know, is,
I LOVE MY ANUS! IT IS A GREAT AND POWERFUL ANUS!
Seriously, this thing is incredible. Artistic. A puckered thing of beauty.
If I had been the goatse man, my asshole would be on the dollar bill by now. 
Hi Mom!
 
 

Day 17:
I love how much of an asshole I feel while writing these. 
No really, it makes me think I'm probably on the right track as a human being.
 
 

Day 16:
THROWBACK THURSDAAAAY!
What a wonderful old photo of meeeeeee! 

For wonderful contemporary photos of meeeeee check out my wonderful Facebook page devoted to MEEEEEE!!!
This is nine years ago, right after I completed my molsonsabers--

Nine years...

DAMN IM AGING WELL!!!
 
 

Day 14:
Omg How I Met Your Mother ended no spoilers guys!!!!
I don't CARE about spoilers because unlike YOU people I watch GOOD tv and as an ARTIST I understand it's about the JOURNEY not the DESTINATION.
Also wanna know how I met YOUR mother? 
Fetlife.com 
BOOOOM
 


Day 11:

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Day 7:
I love how much I know. I know all the things that don't matter, and I'm STILL hotter than Thich Quang Duc.